theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

(via k3utommy)

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

(via boyslut)